Ironically, as I sit and write, I am waiting for Biggest Loser to get far enough along that I can fast-forward through commercials. Who's the loser now?!? Back to my title, I love food! Right now my relationship with my lover is solid and gaining (pun intended) ground. I'm actually content to see how fat I can get. Yes mom, I said the f-word. Tonight's affair was full of rationalization, enjoy this............Ry is gone, which gives me the perfect excuse not to cook, so we went to Pizzacato. Why would I choose overpriced food for me and my kids when I'm just as happy to suck down a five-dollar pizza as a twenty-dollar one? (here is the rationalization part) It was Alberta Rider night and proceeds went to my daughters school. What to do? What to do? If you listen to Oprah (again my mother's jaw drops, she likes O, and I really can't stomach her) you'll learn that eating is a symptom of something else. Will someone please diagnose me!!!!!!! Ms. Oprah has me convinced I have some rare form of food-craving disease cuz I feel great, yes mentally and physically. Maybe my disease stems from my car, I love to eat (OK stuff my face) and drive. I think there also may be something to my Diet Coke consumption, but seriously????? I come from a long line of alcoholics and I've got to be allowed one little weakness, don't I? Oh well, I think I've wasted enough time for Biggest Loser......let's see, chips and salsa, or diet coke and cookie?
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Carlie you are so funny! I actually just found out that we have a LOT in common. I love Biggest Loser, I love fast forwarding through commercials thanks to my DVR, I have a food problem where I just want to eat and who cares how fat I get, I don't like Oprah, I love Diet Coke and at the end of the night I probably would've had chips and salsa.....following shortly afterwards I would've had the cookie and Diet Coke.
I love you, Carlie! The food we eat is to "numb" something - what you and I need to figure out, is what exactly are we numbing? Well - I could think of a few things, but you of course don't have the same issues, good luck to us all :)
Hey Carlie! Had to post. Biggest loser is my favorite show! Since I have Y/W Tues I watch in FF mode. Had a bad day yesterday. As John went to bed I told him I just had to finish Biggest loser. I geuss I needed my "biggest loser fix." to make me feel better:) So my clothes aren't fitting how they "used to" but I too LOVE food:):) can't buy new clothes (new anything for that matter)so I am running more 'cause lets face it, if there's cookies around they're as good as gone!! Ate 4before dinner Sunday & 1 after (they were small really). Must be that clear your plate thing I grew up with. I guess they didn't mean cookie plate?
Carlie I love you and I am glad I am not the only one who feels the same way you do! I miss being neighbors and sharing all this! I made 2 batches of brownies yesterday too! :) They are so good and I would die without diet coke -pathetic!
Yes, food is great. Sugar is better... but food is great. Your problem is a social one, that I know how to resolve easily (my knowledge stems from the intellectual glow that emanates from your brother). So... the solution... find fat friends :)
I love your sense of humor that shows in this post. I'm browsing your blog right now, and I love what I'm seeing.
I'm dying to know what you chose as your snack. Those are tough choices. I too love diet coke, but right now I'm partial to diet pepsi lime. and I have to have it on hand at all times.
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