What I Learned Today

I learned not to try and shake my ass like the amazing Latin gals teaching Zumba. It's just not possible! It was the great Caucasian equalizer in class today. I've taken the class a few times from fellow women, not so beautifully tan, and was still not up to snuff, but with a little practice, and fewer pounds I actually think I could hang with them. Today, NO! For those who know me, you probably know that there was a day (long ago, far away) when I could have at least held my head high, instead of today's keep your head down and drink from your water bottle the whole way out the door so, hopefully, no ones knows it was my uncoordinated-no-shaking-jiggly-not-in-a-good-way-rythymless buttocks out there. Thank goodness the room is packed with other women just like me. I think half-way through we all stopped and just admired what we were supposed to look like. However, I must admit, it was very fun, much better than some treadmill, and I will return. Maybe I need new shoes, they both had fun and sassy colorful shoes on. That's it! Must shop, then shake!